Swatting At Flies is the personal blog of Ubert Hosseldorf Gin Gin Assumption Norb Bohart Violingaq Polisquissiesi Iota XXII, who is a time-transcendent being from Dimension 87438.2321 (V Mark 7831-542). Mr. Iota is a meat and potatoes kinda guy. He visits this dimension under the name ‘J.S. Fowler’. Occasionally, he likes to write his thoughts down in electronic ink here on the 21st Century Earth interwebs. We sometimes have guest writers. Please enjoy this blog responsibly. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Talk to your doctor and ask if this blog is right for you. Caveat emptor. Mea culpa. Hail eris.