Murphy posits: ‘anything that can go wrong will go wrong.’ If that is so, then Murphy’s own expression, in and of itself, can go wrong. Ergo, everything that can go wrong, will, eventually, go right. Thus, if Murphy is right, he will eventually go wrong. Up is down. In is out. Black is Polka-Dotted. Giraffes are pegs. Alarm clocks are suitable for inhaling.