A lesson in how things can be so different from one place to another. Hope (my wife), often is kicked off her floor because the security guard comes around and closes the building at precisely 6PM on Fridays. Meanwhile, if I leave after 6PM on any day, the security guard waits at his post until I come around because they keep my car key there at the front desk. Yes, I have valet – I mean, ‘assisted’ parking. It’s NOT valet. I repeat – NOT valet.